Eduardo and the Room of Doom

so, you may be wondering who eduardo is. well, I am here to tell you that. said "eduardo" is a character that my friend, who i will call s-san for the sake of her privacy and cuz it sounds cool and secret-like, came up with one night. i was talking to her on the phone while she was IMing a friend of hers whom i am not acquainted with. I told her to tell her friend "s-san's evil twin says hi". she did, and then i told her to say "s-san's evil twin says 'have you ever eaten a crowbar?'". he replied "a crowbar?". "you know, the big metal stick with that flat end that you use to lever stuff up with." "who hasn't??" and thus, we replied with "eduardo hasn't!"
hence began the saga of eduardo.

we only have a few notes on eduardo's adventure epic so far, but i will reproduce them in full here so that the whole world can marvel at them.

• Eduardo
• Room of Doom
• hasn't eaten a crowbar
• can do anything except eat a crowbar
• has crowbar-eating sidekick named Antoinette
• has faithful chinchilla with funny-sounding name which is pronounced differently than it is spelled and a mohawk
• villain's name is the Ink Ninja (copyright Shamoo, another of my friends), and said ninja goes around smearing ink on people's noses and/or fingertips in the dead of night and during the school day
• Ink Ninja's (copyright shamoo) real name is Amy (another one of my friends!!)
• Ink Ninja (copyright shamoo) has a japanese-style ink brush that turns into a bowstaff, a knife, a sword, or nunchuks when you hit a button
• Ink Ninja (copyright shamoo) also has shuriken (a.k.a. ninja stars) hidden somewhere, we dunno where
• Ink Ninja (copyright shamoo) has some connection to the Room of Doom
• at the end, Eduardo finds a mustache that gives him the power to eat crowbars

so there you have it. it only proves i'm (we're) crazy.

in our English class, we have to turn in a paper soon. the paper can be on anything we want - we can write a story if we feel like it. so I have a diabolical plan to write down eduardo's story and hand it in for a grade. wish me luck.

lotsa love,
Aliiiiiii!!!!!!